Bacolod Provincial Jail Season 1
BACOLOD PROVINCIAL JAIL EPISODE 1
(English Version for my foreign friends)
"Escapo"
[One day at the Bacolod Provincial Jail,The
Notorious Jor-el planned an escape]

Jor-el:Listen everyone of you, we are planning a
jailbreak.The guards for tonight are Charles and
Exiqiel.Is should be easy.

Shema:Yes, very easy...

Luigi:But how are we gonna get out with others?

Jor-el:Easy, Charles have a blurry vision and poor
hearing and he would not think of us getting out.

Shema:Exellent,I could already smell the CRAP!

Charles(hearing the word):Say it again and you're
gonna be beaten up and die!

Exiquiel:What's a crap?

Charles:That's my power!you @hole!

[During the evening, Jor-el initiated the signal]

Jor-elwhispering)k, we are all ready to go...

Shema:I'll take care of the guards...(Smashes
urns to the heads of Charles and Exiquel)

Luigi:I have wires,Let's disable the cameras.
(disables them with shear shock)

Jor-el:You go ahead,Shema, lead the Batch 1 of
the prisoners, you Luigi, lead the batch 2 of
them.I'll meet you all at the rendevous point.
(goes away to women's prison)

Shemak, to the underdground passage you all.

Jor-elwhispering):Wake up, Melheim...

Melheimh, Jor-el I miss you..

Jor-el:I'm planning a jailbreak, I would return for
you, I dont want to put you to harm.

Melheim:I understand, Remember to let me out
here someday with your evil schemes.

Jor-el:I will.I have to go, I love you...

Melheim:I love you also Jor-el.(Lips-Lips scene)

[Meanwhile in the underground tunnel, Shema
succesfully made it outside the prison walls while
Luigi doesnt know that the warfreak guard,bayona
was on his way]

Luigi:I need a demolitions expert

Norlix:Here,Use this.(Plants C4 and it exploded)

Luigi:Good, we're free...let's get out of here!

Bayona:What the F***!(gets the machinegun and
positions it)

Luigi:Hurry up and we'll make it to the...Argh!!!
I'm hit!

Frenz:Take cover! we're taking machinegun fire!!

Bayonaie! you scums!! Die!!

Luigi:Everyone to the rendevous point without
me...Im dying...those who can
fight...him...ta..ke...him ...out NOW!!..uhhh(last
breath)

Norlix:Follow me!

Frenzne fourth of you, take the warfreak guard
out for good!

Bayona:Reload,dammit, reaload!So, you want to
challenge me!Rot in hell you sons of a bitch!(fires
machinegun and tear them to shreds with intense
bullet fire)

[Everyone who fought with Frenz died while the
ones with Norlix was saved.Meanwhile in the
rendevous point, Jor-el saw Shema]

Jor-el:Glad you made it out safely batch
1.Congratulations,Shema.

Shemaont worry about me, for Luigi's batch is
not here yet.

[They saw Norlix running to them with only few
others]

Jor-el:What happened young man?Where's Luigi!?

Norlix:He's dead, a warfreaked guard killed him
with a machinegun]

Jor-el:WHAT!! This cant be!What a terrible thing
happened.He was a good man.We must plan
revenge!

Shema:Not for now, we must rest and retrieve the
bodies tommorrow.

Jor-el:We must kill the guard first.You,do you
remember his face?

Norlix:I didnt see him because it was too dark.

Jor-el:You will pay for this, whoever you are!We
will plan a massacre...

"Trial before Judge Anthony Isidro Bayawa"

[The night of Jor-el and Shema was cold and
Norlix didnt have a plan.While the warfreaked
guard, Bayona celebrated but never retrieved the
bodies]

Jor-el:The bodies are here yet.Maybe the guard
got too exited and left them unattended.Quick
put them all inside a bodybag and throw them
out to sea.

Shema:I found the body of Luigi, seems
preforated by the machinegun.

Jor-El:I will avenge you. Luigi!

[Meanwhile,Bayona got sane and reported the
bodies of the escaped prison to them.The police
searched the area and found nothing]

Bayona:I killed them all here!How could they be
all gone.

Charlesk, that's it.I watch Naruto everyday and
I like the Bunshin powers of Naruto.In one
episode,Gaara killed all of Naruto's clones.Maybe
oll of what you killed are clones.

Exiquel:My head still hurts.

Chief Hermar:Bayona, you could be accused of a
crime.Let's take this so the court of Law.

[In the prison, the prison cells were investigated]

Hadgis:Sir, I've found this near the demolished
pathway.

Chief Hermaramn!Luigi Gonzaga!

Bayona:I think I killed him...

Chief Hermar:Nonesense,How can you claim
they're dead if we found no bodies.Oh,
great...we'll find someone who would speak for a
dead man, right?

Bayona:Uh....Ok...

Chief Hermar:You,search someone in the
women's cell and bring her out to speak for
the "dead man"

Exiquelk

[Exiquel searched the women's cell and chose
Melheim]

Exiquel:You, fat girl, come out.You are being
called.

Melheim:I think it's Jor-el.

Chief Hermar:I need you to go for a trial and
speak for Luigi Gonzaga who is to be
claimed "dead".

Melheil:I dont know anything about.....

Chief Hermar:SILENCE!You are doing as you are
told or else you would be punished with lifetime
prison.

[Melheim obeyed Chief Hermar and proceeded
with Bayona to the Court of Justice with the
Judge Isidro]

Judge Isidro;You are all here to witness the trial
of the innocent from the guilty.I am your Judge,
Anthony Isodro Bayawa.Let's proceed with
Bayona.Bayona, what happened?

Bayona:You see, your magesty

Judge Isidro:...Your Honor

Bayona:Ehem..Your Honor, I was at the woods for
night shift and I saw an explosion and groups of
escaped prisoners.I shot them down with a
machinegun and I left the dead bodies and
slept.The morning I woke up, they're gone.

Judge Isidro:I would like to hear another opinion.

Melheim:I dont know what happened last night,
but there was a jailbreak and I heard only
footsteps.I went back to sleep again.

Chief Hermar:TELL THE TRUTH BITCH!

Judge IsidroSlams Judge's Hammer)
ORDER,ORDER IN THE COURT! Now, are you
telling the truth?

Melheim:No, What happened last night is that my
boyfriend, Jor-el bade me goodbye and we did "it"
before they escaped.That's all I remembered.

Crowdhysterical)Whoooooaaaaah.....

Judge Isidrorder!Order!

Attorney Tallgay:We found the evidence of Luigi
Gonzaga's ID near the escape route.Melheim
have no relation to Luigi,She must be innocent.

Charles:I Object!Maybe Bayona has only seen
clones of Luigi Gonzaga.It's like in Naruto.

Bayona:YOU BASTARD!

Judge IsidroRDER!Anymore who would like to
speak?

[There was a great silence]

Judge Isidro:If not, I claim Melheim guilty.You are
being accused for being ugly and fat.

Melheim:That has no relation to the crime!

Judge Isidro:I dont care,You are sentenced for a
lifetime prison.You would be free if we dont find
your name on the crimescene.CASE CLOSED!

Melheimamn you imbicile guard!

Exiquel:Is she reffering about me?

[Meanwhile, in the forest, Jor-el hear the news]

Jor-el:My life is getting worse, I must submit
myself.Shema, Take care of the remaining
people.I might not be back.
"How Shema became gay"

[Jor-el left Shema in the forest with some other
prisoners,Jor-el went to the prison to save
Melheim.But when he arrived, the prison camp
was closed]

Jor-elknocks the door):Let me in!

Leo:No visitors allowed after 9PM.Try again
tommorow.

Jor-el:It's very important!

Leo:I dont care what it is,You just have to come
back tommorow!Hear me!

Jor-elf course I did....(Rushes inside pass
through Leo)

Leo:LITTLE BASTARD!!!(Throws batuta at the
head of Jor-el.Jor-el collapsed)

Leo:That would teach you not getting in my way...
(Throws Jor-el into the forest)

[While Jor-el was unconcious in the forest,some
unknown man took Jor-el with him going to his
village.But in the other side,Shema expected
something he didnt expect]

Shema:Norlix,Wake up...

Norlix:What...It's only 3 in the morning.

Shema:I know.You take care of these guys first
while I find a passage out of this forest.I would be
back safe.

Norlix:You can count on me.Now be safe...

[Shema went around the forest for 3 hours
already and found an unusual passage]

Shema:I wonder what it is...

[Shema went inside the passage and discover a
vault-like entrance.On the top of it were ancient
encryptions written
as:10101010100010111010]

Shema:I dont know how to read that.Anyway,
Trying would not hurt.Die or not, I told Norlix that
he would lead the group.

[So,Shema opened the vault]

Unknown ghostly voice:Beholdeth,whoever hath
touch ye vault...would defyeth manliness.

Shema:What?You meant that I would me a strong
man?

[The encryption revealed itself and what is written
is "Whoever opens the vault becomes gay"

Shemaamn! I gotta get out of here!

[Shema ran as fast as he could but the gay gas
caught him.He had weird hallucinations and
collapsed.Meanwhile at the camp]

Norlix:Carlo,Find something to eat while we wait
for Shema.

Carlok, Prepare the fire before I get back.

[Carlo searched for food and found the passage
and Shema unconsious]

Carlo:Shema.are you alright?

ShemaChanged voice)Oh...what happened?

Carlo:Your voice has changed!

Shema:I think I became gay!Oh...Carlo,Get down
and hump me!

Carlo:What?!(Carlo ran back to the base camp as
fast as he could)

Carlo:NORLIX! SHEMA BECAME GAY!!!

Norlix:What!Where!How!?

Carlo:I dont know, but I think we're on our own
now.

Norlix:Firlst, Luigi then Shema next...would it be
me?It's just getting worse.

[Shema went inside the chamber and found the
gay guild called the "Federasion"]

Darryl:I am the gay leader,new convert.Prove us
you're gay enough and I'll provide a rank for you.

Shema:Stop your chicka and start doing
something...

Darrylwhispers)I think her has the
stuff...Anyway,Have your beauty sleep, we're
going to the secret parlor for the training
tommorow.

[In Jor-el's side...Jor el woke up finding himself in
the hands of a beautiful nigger woman]

Omahyra:Good morning,goon.My father has
rescued you last night.The bear nearly ate you.

Jor-el:Thanks.Im no goon and I have a mission to
do.

Omahyra:Rest first and we could help you.

[Jor-el went outside the hut and was greeted by a
black man]

Bing:Good day,young man.I was the one who
helped you last night.You were nearly eaten.

Jor-el:Thanks for your help.

Bing:By the way,that is my daughter Omahyra
who woke you up.

Jor-el:I have a great responsibility outside the
village.I think I have to go now.

Bing:Not if we cannot help you.

Jor-el:I think I should stay for a while.

Sean:Good,we could teach you more
things.Anyway...breakfast's ready.

[In the forest,Norlix was managing the camp with
his new assistant,Carlo]

Norlix:I'm your new leader now because
something bad happened to Shema.I could let
you out from this forest without anyone's help.

Crowd:Booooooo

Norlix:I think we have more than 1 problem.

"Trace Evidences"

[Jor-el was in the village while Norlix is having a
hard time leading a group but escaping at the
same time.But there's something going to happen
at the jail]

Charleswhispering)I watch DICE everyday and
there was a guy who looks like me.And also in the
masked rider riyuki...

Chief Hermar:ATTENTION! I want you at your
best to guard the prison cell of
Meheim.Charles,you would be the morning and
afternoon post.Exiquel,you will be Charles'
assistant and Bayona will be at the night shift.

[While at the night shift,Bayona saw something
unusual.It was a pendant given to Melheim by Jor-
el]

Bayonamurmuring)Damn you...Jor-el.You were
the one who gave me such trouble.

Bayona:Charles,Exiquel.I want you to guard this
cell.I have some unfinished business to do.

Charles:But we posted the whole day long...

Bayona:I dont care!Just guard it for me or you'll
both lose your heads!

[Bayona went to his locker and wore his
bulletproof vest,grabbed a gattling gun and went
off]

Melheim:Hey,how come you are not the warfreak
guard who's guarding me tonight?

Charles:He said he has some unfinished
business.By the way, do you watch gundam?It's
really cool.

[Meanwhile in the forest,Norlix still has a hard
time]

Norlix:I promise you all that we could get out of
here as soon as possible.Follow me.(and
so,everyone followed Norlix out of the
forest,opposite to the one which contains gay gas]

[While everyone was walking with Norlix,one of
them lost his way]

Vince:NORLIX!WHERE ARE YOU!...I think I'm lost

Bayonawhispering)Ah...I thing one of you
traitors got lost...(charges gattling gun)

Vince:NOOOOO!!!!

[Vince got hit by hundreds of bullets and was
hung to a tree by Bayona]

Norlix:I think I forgot something.Carlo,stay with
them and I'll get back with my taser.

[Norlix saw his taser below Vince's dead
body.Norlix,in shock ran as fast as he can to
remind the others]

Norlix:RUN!!!ALL OF YOU!HE"S HERE!!!

Tupas:Who's here?

Norlix:THE ONE WHO KILLED LUIGI!
EVERYONE...RUN!

[So,Norlix's group ran as fast as they could to get
out of the forest.Meanwhile,in the village where
Jor-el is...]

Bing:Welcome,outsider...we gathered here to
have the ritual of protection for the outsider.

Sean:Today,The first initiation is hunting and
using of traps.

Bing:You,outsider can you do it?

Jor-elf course,I can

Omahyra:I'm gonna be proud of you,Jor-el if you
can do it.

[Jor-el prepared the tools inside his hut for the
initiation before an hour but Omahyra entered]

Omahyra:Jor-el,be careful outside the
village.There are many harm in your path.

Jor-el:I will,but for now...should we...uh..

Omahyra:Ehem...I think I have to leave now...see
you later.

[Jor-el is a hopeless womanizer and Sean took
him out to hunting and set traps.Jor-el dug a 6
foot hole and covered it with leaves]

Sean:It should be good,wait for a few hours.

[In the prison cell,Chief Hermar saw something is
not right]

Chief Hermar:Where is Bayona?

Charles:He said he has a business to attend to...

Chief Hermar:BASTARD!!!He would be killing
people again.This time maybe the innocent ones
already...

Chief Hermar in a megaphone:Calling everyone's
attention!We got a warfreak on the lose,we need
all support to capture him back!

[Every cop in the BCPJ searched for Bayona and
they are having a hard time.Meanwhile,Norlix's
group ran very fast that they fell into Jor-el's man
made trap]

Norlix:Aaaaahhhhhh....What is this place!

Carlo:I dont know,some kind of a hole or trap.

Sean:Good work outsider.You have proven
yourself [link] back to the camp while
we gather everyone of them.

[Jor-el went back to camp while everyone of them
were put in a bamboo cell and brought near the
chieftain]

Bing:The outsider has proven himself worthy!

Norlix:What outsider!?

"The Chad Tribe"

[In the previous episode,Norlix's group was
captured by the village people who are not yet
known even by Jor-el]

Bingutsider,I let you choose the sacrifice.Who
of them would you like to kill for dinner?

Quebrar:What?Eat us for dinner?Oh no...we're
captured by cannibals!and who's the outsider?

Bingutsider,You are ready to begin your
initiation...

Jor-el:I would like to.....

Norlix:JOR-EL!!!WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU
DOING HERE!

Tupas:TRAITOR!!!

Jor-el:What...Wait,I can explain it to you all.

Bing:SILENCE!Outsider,Pick and slaughter!

Jor-el:I cant!Please let them out and I'll explain to
you everything!

Bing:If that is what you want...GUARDS! THROW
THE OUSTIDER INSIDE THE CAGE WITH THE
OTHER FILTHY SCUMS!!!

[Jor-el was thrown inside the cage with the
others.Jor-el was beaten up by them but he
explained fast,so did the beating stopped]

Bing:Throw them in the boiling springs!

Omahyra:If you're gonna throw them
in,father,take me with them as well...

Bing:Are you crazy?

Omahyra:No...I...just wanted to marry this Jor-el.

Bing:WHAT! Guards! cut the ropes!

Omahyra:Cut them and I would reveal your
darkest secret...

Bing:That's it...she won.Release the prisoners
and let them explain.

Omahyra:Thank you father.You understand me

[During the tribe supper,they were allowed to
explain why they were in the forest and how they
were related to Jor-el]

Jor-elmahyra,you're a nice woman but...

Omahyra:No need to explain...I understand.Im
not ready yet.I just wanted to save your life.

Jor-el:Thanks,you're great

Jor-el:Norlix,Why did you fall in the trap anyway?
And where is Shema?

Norlix:I have many things to tell you all
today.First,Shema went alone to search for a
passage way out but he was unlucky and found
himself transformed into a gay.This morning,we
were rushing anywhere we could to get away from
him...

Jor-el:Who is him...?

Norlix:The guard that killed Luigi and a half of us.

Jor-el:He should pay for this! Chief, do you know
what we are talking about?We need some help.

Bing:The place where your friend got lost was the
forbidden tunnel or the "tunnel of gayness".It says
that the one who opens the vault would become
gay forever.

Jor-el:We have an enemy kill and a love one to
save.Could you do anything for me and my group?

Bing:I think so,I would ask Sean to train you and
your group tommorow and you would learn our
ancient fighting techniques.

Jor-el:I forgot to ask this...but what kind of people
are you?

Bing:We are the Chad Tribe

Norlix:The Chad Tribe?You mean the ones who
terrorizes people during those early days?

Bing:Yes that was,but as generations passed,we
forgot about war.

Sean:Rest easy.Tommorow I will teach you how to
handle a spear.

[The group,once again was in the leadership of Jor-
el.Supervised by Norlix and assisted by
Carlo.But outside the walls of BPJ,were police
cars patrolling]

Chief Hermar:Keep patrolling and you will find
him...or both of them.

Exiquel:I think only Bayona got lost...

Chief Hermar:MORON!Now get back there and
guard the girl!

Chief Hermarmurmuring)There would be a
time...where...three of us will meet at judgement
day...(cracks the desert eagle)

[One police car caught Bayona on the tree]

CopRios:Bayona,get down there and we'll not
shoot!

Bayona:Says who!

CopGlenn:Says me!

Bayona:If that is what you want!huh...(charges
gattling and fires it at then including the car)

Cops R & G:Arghhh....dammit!!

Bayona:FOOLISH BASTARDS!

Radio:Report says that one police car got
wrecked and torn to shreds by an unknown
gattling which is....(frequency out)

Chief Hermar:Bayona...I can already smell it!

Bayonatalking to himself)I would have the last
laugh!!!

[Morning in the village,everyone woke up and say
a dead body torn to shreds by bullets.It's Louie's
body]

Norlix:We better do something

Jor-el:And FAST!
"Welcome more visitors"

Bing:Wake up.Everyone up

Sean:Breakfast's ready...after that we'll proceed
with the training.

Jor-el:Are you sure we're not eating man?

Bing:Nonesense.Human or not,it could be eaten.

[Meanwhile,at the BPJ,Chief Hermar sent Doctor
Phil and A hooded guy to search the body of Luigi
Gonzaga]

Dr.Phil:Why would you need a psychiatrist to
team up with that man?

Chief Hermar:NO! I'm not reffering about the
psyciatrist Dr.Phil but the famous Dr.Phil.

Dr.Philh...I get it

DaVinciCodeGuy:How much would you pay us?

Chief Hermar:I have 500 bucks

DaVinciCodeGuyeal...

[So Dr.Phil and the DaVinciCode guy went to the
forest surpassing the police cars and using their
hightech navigation systems,they tracked down
Luigi's dead body]

DaVinciCodeGuy:I dont need you Phil,get out and
I'll get the body myself.

[Not far away from their spot,Earvin saw them
retrieving the body but Dr.Phil spotted Earvin]

Dr.Phil:Hey,look.Ther's a man watching us(Earvin
ran fast)

DaVinciCodeGuy:STOP!You can run...but this
image will haunt you forever.Go here near us and
nobody would be hurt.

[Earvin went near the DaVinciCodeGuy and talked
for a few munites]

DaVinciCodeGuy:Well,It's nice meeting you
Earvin...you have been a...(smashes wrench on
Earvin's head and throws the body to the sea]

Dr.Phil:Let's get both bodies

DaVinciCodeGuy:That can wait.We have to
search where that man came from and we'll wipe
them all.

[They followed Earvin's track and found
themselves in the village]

Norlix:Seems like we're not the only ones alone in
the forest.

Bing:Ah...More travellers.Welcome to our
villageYou can stay here as long as you want.

Dr.Phil:Thank you.You have been very generous.

[Meanwhile,while Jor-el was
training,DaVinciCodeGuy called Chief Hermar
about the location]

Chief Hermar:Good.I'll send the elites to got there.

DaVinciCodeGuy:Be careful,they have enhanced
their skills already.

ChiefHermar:You also have to worry about one
thing...Bayona.He's a wasrfreak guard who would
like to kill Jor-el and maybe you also.

DaVinciCodeGuy:Nothing's too dangerous for me!

Chief Hermar:If that is what you want...

[While everyone was asleep,a tribesman took the
information out from DaVinciCodeGuy's pocket
but he was caught.DaVinciCodeGuy took him out
for a walk and Dr.Phil Saw them]

DaVinciCodeGuy:What would you want with that?

At-At:I see that you are recording about out
outsiders right...

DaVinciCodeGuy:Right...you're a wise man to
know that(pats the shoulder 3 times and after
the 3rd time,stabbed the back with a dagger]

At-At:Arrgghhh!!Aaaahhhh!!WHY!!

DaVinciCodeGuy:I dont want anybody to know
about the secret.

[So,At-at was killed by the DaVinciCodeGuy and
he went back to the village but Dr.Phil suspect
that when he went back,he was only alone]

Dr.Philwhispers)Something is not right here...

Bing:Has anyone seen At-at?

Dr.Phil:Um...he...

DaVinciCodeGuy:He went outside Bacolod to
seek business

Bingeserters deserve what they get.I summon
Karma on him.

[After several weeks,Dr.Phil was teaching them
how to get real.But he still has caution with that
DaVinciCodeGuy.]

Jor-el:Thanks for the training,Sean.

Sean:Come back anytime you need me.

DaVinciCodeGuyRadio)He's sharper than ever.I
must take caution.

Chief Hermaro whatever it takes to get him
back here ALIVE!

DaVinciCodeGuy:I will.I surely will...

[Meanwhile in the forest,Bayona Lurks]

Bayona:What! Another dead body?Without
bullets?There's someone tougher than me and I
gotta find him...Fast!

"Treacherous dogs"

[During the previous episode,Bayona found out
there was a dead body in the woods,he would seek
the killer and kill him because he does not want
anyone to be more powerful than him]

Bayona:This is a good killing technique...I must
learn that

[Meanwhile at the village]

Bing:Good job, Jor-el.You did great this
training.Remember to train your group as well.

Jor-el:You can always count on me

Dr.Phil:Hello,Jor-el.Do you want to have a talk with
me today?

Jor-el:Actually,I do.You see,I made out with this
girl and...

Dr.Phil:Woah...Woah...Easy there.I dont wanna
talk about primarital sex right now.

Jor-el:Im not talking about that,I just kissed her.

Dr.Phil:It's the same,kiss, primarital sex...they're
all the same

Jor-elk..I have to go.You're weird

Dr.Phil:Rot in hell!!!BASTARD!

[In the village,The DaVinciCodeGuy was lurking on
Dr.Phil because Dr.Phil saw what he did.But
outside the village,Bayona is lurking and he did not
know that Jor-el was in the village]

DaVinciCodeGuy:I hope you all have a good day...

Bing:Thanks stranger

Sean:Jor-el,are you prepared to go back to your
destination?

Jor-el:Yes,I am and I'm ready to kill!

Bing:Where's Dr.Phil and the mysterious guy?

[Nobody knew what happened but
DaVinciCodeGuy took Dr.Phil out for a walk near
the mouth of a volcano]

Dr.Phil:Hey! what are we doing here?

DaVinciCodeGuyhil, you have been a good man
but...

Dr.Phil:I know it!You're gonna kill me!

DaVinciCodeGuy:Not exactly but I'm gonna tell
something to you.

Dr.Phil:What is it?

DaVinciCodeGuy:I saw you last week spying on
me and my murder.You thought I didnt see that!

Dr.Phil:But...

DaVinciCodeGuy:And the following days, you
acted very suspicious...(gets the wrench behind
coat and tried to smash Dr.Phil's head]

Dr.PhilEvades wrench)DAMN!!You tried to kill me!
Nice try but...

DaVinciCodeGuy:FOOL!!(Pushes Dr.Phil to a hot
boiling lava)

[DaVinciCodeGuy killed Dr.Phil and went back to
the forest]

Bing:Welcome back stranger...where's Dr.Phil?

DaVinciCodeGuy:I think he went to the sea...

Bing:Let's all eat

DaVinciCodeGuy:Thanks.I would like to ea....
(suddenly they heard thots of gattling)

Tupas:Take Cover!!!

[Bayona heard Tupas screaming and headed for
direction]

Norlix:Bullets going this way!!! DUCK!!

[Bullets spread throughout the area bu none was
killed]

DaVinciCodeGuy:This is all your fault screamer!!!
(Tries to stab Tupas but Jor-el stopped them]

Jor-el:We're in great trouble now and that's what
can you think of! (continous gattling fire)

[Bayona didnt actually see what he was shooting
at but he heard what direction were they from]

Norlix:I think that's the wafreaked guard.Jor-el, he's
after you!

[There was a laser point on the ground everyone
was terrified]

Bayonaradio) 25-12-52-62-10 FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Tupas:I hear someone saying fire in the hole...

Jor-el:TAKE COVER!!! For real this time...

"Crucial"

[In the village, Jor-el found it burned badly.Not by
ordinary flame, but by the hellflame bullets of
Bayona's gattling]

Jor-el: What happened?

Jor-el:NORLIX!, TUPAS! CHIEF! CAN YOU HEAR
ME!!!(Echoes)

[Jor-el searched the village and found
DaVinciCodeGuy's body]

Jor-el:Not you too!!!

[Jor-el searched DaVinciCodeGuy's body and
found information about him]

Jor-el:Name:Ciphas, Race:Albino,Occupation...

Jor-el:What?He's the DaVinciCodeGuy...

[Jor-el moved the body and found the map of the
village underneath his body]

Jor-elh...here's a map of the village.What?there's
a tunnel?I hope they are hiding there.

[Inside the tunnel, they have planned some tactics
if Bayona went inside]

Norlix:Are you sure he wount find us here?

Bing:Im sure, I have lost the map of the village up
there.I cant get it back.If that man would find the
map, then we're dead.

Tupas:We'll fight right to the end!

Garinganao:YEAH!!!(Everyone cheered)

[Jor-el went inside the tunnel to search them while
Bayona didnt find anyone and Chief Hermar went
to the Superferry port]

QuebrarWhispers)Hey, someone's coming...

Garinganao:Ready your weapons...

[As the person went near their territory, they fired
their guns and charged]

Tupas;CHARGE!!!

Bing:NOOOO!!!It's Jor-el!

Jor-elscreams) HEY! It's me!

Norlix:We're glad it was you.

Bing:How did you find us here?

Jor-el:I found the map under the body of the
hooded man who was dead.

Franko:He was a good man...

[Garinganao heard a groaning voice deeper in the
tunnel]

Garinganao:There's somene being gagged...

JudgeIsidroGroans)

Jor-el:Let me take that out...

JudgeIsidro:Thanks, Im JudgeIsidro, who are you?

Tupas:It's the law!

Jor-el:Im Jor-el...

JudgeIsidro:The notorious?

Jor-el:That was before.Now, I changed.What
happened to you?

JudgeIsidro:I was doing your trial with Melheim
and...

Jor-el:What?Melheim defended me?

JudgeIsidro:Like that, then when i got out of the
court of law,someone gagged me and blindfolded
me and you found me.

Jor-elo you have any information about that man?

JudgeIsidro:I think he is a bounty hunter...

Jor-el:Bayona...He's not a bounty hunter but a jail
guard who rebelled.

Jor-el:I must get back to fight Bayona.(Gets the
spear, holster the desert eagle and packs a
grenade)

Norlix:If you would go, we will come with you also

Garinganao:YEAH!!!

Jor-el:No,I must go alone, Chief Hermar maybe
there...

[Jor-el left the tunnel going to the Superferry Port
while everyone followed him secretly inculding
JudgeIsidro but everyone dont know that Shema
was following them and they also dont know that
they were near the "tunnel of gayness".Meanwhile,
Bayona got frustrated and went home to his near
the Superferry port home and ChiefHermar also
went there]

Bayona:BAH!!! What a waste of time.(goes home)

Chief Hermarradios the patrol)Alpha, Bravo...do
you read me?

ErapAlpha:Roger.

PingBravo:We're good

Chief Hermarrepare an ambush at out target.I
dont want Jor-el to kill him first before me!

ErapAlpha:Roger that.Should I give him Jueteng
money?

ChiefHermar:NO! DUMBASS! KILL HIM FAST!

PingBravo:We get it.

Erap&ingk boys ready your guns if someone's
coming.

[In the forest, Jor-el found a dying body of an
innocent civilian]

Jor-el:Are you alright?

Penuela:I....m..D..ying! someone...stabbed me!

Jor-el:Is he warfreak?

Penuala;Hell Yes! but before I die I must press this
button...uhhh(last breath)

[He pressed the button and there was a
sound "Dyawi"]

Jor-el:What was that(pulls the knife out)

[Bayona was approaching Chief Hermar's trap and
suspected something wrong.

"The First and the Last Stand"

-During the previous episode,Bayona didnt suspect
that Chief Hermar would ambush him.So, he went
on his way and Jor-el was also going at the port.

ChiefHermar:3, 2, 1 FIRE!!!

Erap&ing:FIRE!

[The bullets are hitting Bayona,Bayona backed out
and hid behind the crates]

Bayona:What the heck was that?I was lucky I am
wearing my platemail.

Charles(Whispering):Chief,Bayona was wearing a
platemail.The platemails are the ones used in the
game DOTA.

ChiefHermar:Will you just SHUT UP!

[Bayona grabbed his hellflame gattling]

Bayona:EAT THIS F***rs!

[Bayona fired the gattling at the police cars,Alpha
and Bravo were eliminated by a few rounds]

ChiefHermarRadio)Alpha...Bravo, Can you hear
me?(Static)

Exiquel:What's that sound in the phone?

ChiefHermarrat! They were killed!

Charles:Are we the next victims?

ChiefHermar:Not if I can help it(Cracks M-16)

[So,ChiefHermar approched Bayona]

ChiefHermar:TO THE HEAVENS!!!(Fires M-16)

Bayonahit)Arghh...Dont you know I have a
platemail?(Shoots shotgun)

ChiefHermarhit)Aahhh...(falls back)good thing I
have Kevlars.

[Out of nowhere,Jor-el shouted]

Jor-el:BAYONA!!!

Bayona:Another FOOL!!!(fires the shotgun but
missed)

Jor-el:Is that the best you can do?(destroys the
shotgun with the spear)

Bayona:My shotgun!You'll pay for this!

[Bayona fired the gattling at Jor-el but he evaded
it.After a few minutes, there was a sound from
nowhere "Jawi"]

Jor-el:What's that sound(earthquakes)

Bayona:What's that thing?

Joeyrobotic sound)Jawi,jawi,jawi(Fires laser from
the eye)

Jor-el:Aaahhh!!!

[Jor-el shot the Joey with Desert Eagle but no
effect and Bayona crippled it with thousand bullets
from his gattling]

Joey:Jawi, Jawi, jawi(Teargas)

Bayona:FOOL!!!I'm immune to this!

[Jor-el throw the grenade to both of them but
Bayona saw it and he avoided it.But Joey was
destroyed]

Bayona:BASTARD!!!(Fires gattling) NO!!! out of
ammo! I guess I would do it by hand!

Jor-elhosters Desert Eagle)Bring it on!

[Then everyone went into the scene includung
Shema]

Tupas:Get him Jor-el!

Jor-el:What are you doing here!(Bayona Punches
the face)

Shema:You're that guy!(Jumps at Bayona but
landed on the Superferry and headed to Manila)

Bayona(:Has Jor-el on a submission)This is your
end Jor-el!

Jor-el:Nooooo!!!

Garinganao:Not if I can help it!(Jumps at Bayona
and Bayona fell at the cliff)

Bayonafalls)SEE YOU IN HELL!!!Ughh!

[Everyone was safe and ChiefHermar gave
something to Jor-el]

ChiefHermar:For saving everyone, I hereby close
you case and I give you a position in the Police.

Jor-el:Really! Thanks Chief, you're the greatest.

Charles:Are you sure that that Bayona is not a
Bunshin?

ChiefHermar:Get a life,Charles...

[Everyone was happy that Bayona was killed,but
little did they know about the location he fell]

Bayona'sSoul:yeah...yeah...I know I'm dead.Where
did I fell?

Hades:You're at the underworld, but you can seek
revenge by returning at your own body.

Bayona:Exellent!(Returns to his body)

Bayona:What is this place?

[Bayona saw an unusual light inside a
hole.Something unusual jumped at his face]

Bayona:Facehuggers!!!(The thing injected the
parasite inside his body and he collapsed.His toe
was bleeding and he became Diabetic)

[Then there was no Bayona anymore but a villain
more powerful than ever]

End of Season I

Charachters(Major)
Jor-el Simons,Norlix Lopez,ChiefHermar
Derramas,Bayona Pagan,JudgeAnthonyIsidro
Bayawa.

(Minor)
Charles Chua,Exiquel G,Bing
Miranda,Omahyra,Melheim Gil,Sean G,Shema
Gi,Carlo Negro,Garinganao,Tupas,Quebrar,Franko

(Dead)
Frenz Magbanua,Luigi
Gonzaga,Rios&Glenn,Percival,DaVinciCodeGuy,Pe
nuela,At-at,Earvin,Frenz's group,Joey S,Erap,Ping.

INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS
-A Garinga-now film.

Stay tuned Season2